If you think power lies with democracy and politicians, you’re wrong.  

The true power lies with the Corporate Bully! He decides what is true and what is just.

With his piercing monocle, he scrutinizes your worth and exploits your flaws. The bejeweled cane he wields symbolizes his unfathomable wealth. He distributes a meager fraction of his wealth to give you the feeling of power while he remains in control.

In a world where the bully rules, sometimes you have to step up and make choices others aren’t willing to make. Sometimes the only way to beat the bully is to become him. You must embody his traits and ruthlessness and harness that power for yourself. Prove to the world you will not back down and you will not be beaten… not even by him.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry 

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If you think power lies with democracy and politicians, you’re wrong.  

The true power lies with the Corporate Bully! He decides what is true and what is just.

With his piercing monocle, he scrutinizes your worth and exploits your flaws. The bejeweled cane he wields symbolizes his unfathomable wealth. He distributes a meager fraction of his wealth to give you the feeling of power while he remains in control.

In a world where the bully rules, sometimes you have to step up and make choices others aren’t willing to make. Sometimes the only way to beat the bully is to become him. You must embody his traits and ruthlessness and harness that power for yourself. Prove to the world you will not back down and you will not be beaten… not even by him.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold, hang dry